About Maximuus

Named after the Gladiator. Of course.

• Nicknamed The Moose.

• Loves to ride in the car although he can’t see out the windows.

• Knows that youthful appearances are hereditary.

• Is still scarred from the fashionable “outfits” he was subjected to wear as a puppy.

• Learned how to snore from his daddy.

• Believes he is the same size as Cujo.

• Knows that character defines the man, er dog.

• Is like a Hoover Vacuum when it comes to crumbs on the kitchen floor.

• Could run three miles in 35 minutes in his heyday.

• Considers his carved out space in the towel cupboard “high design”.

• Snorts like a pig when carrying his bone.

• Knows that yippy dogs are not cool.

• Wishes he could go on the staging & design projects but knows his job is to stay and protect the office.